How to Quit on a High Note, or, a Not So Dumb Retirement Announcement

Get the laughs out of your system now. I know I deserve them. We’ve been through this before. But it’s different this time.

You ready? You’re sure? Okay, let’s do this.

After a rewarding double season with the Skrewts and San Jose State, I am happy (and relieved, honestly) to retire from playing quidditch the way I always wanted to go out: on a high note.

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